This, sweethearts, is a day from my fake life
6.00 am: My alarm rings… I lounge around in my bed till my handsome hunk of a husband gets up and prepares my morning coffee just the way I like it — hot, creamy and just slightly sweet. He serves it with a bowl of fruits and the morning’s newspaper
7:00 am: I go for a one-hour long swim in my personal swimming pool — in my palatial house at Malabar Hill,
Mumbai, India
8:30 am: My maid asks what clothes would I like to wear to office for the day — I pick the Versace ensemble I picked up last week on my trip to
Milan. I had wanted to wear the Ritu Kumar sari I had bought yesterday, but it seemed too loud for a rainy day
9:30 am: I get a manicure, pedicure, massage done at my personal salon
10:30 am: I don’t think I will make it to office by 11:30 am if I drive to work so I get on to my helicopter and am dropped off at my office building at Nariman Point
11:30 am: After checking my emails — it takes me two hours — people at my post — editor of the WORLD’S biggest newspaper get so many mails you know
1:30 pm: I have a meeting in my office lounge with my team — and leave everyone amazed with my super-intelligence and my awesome beauty and of course my awesome clothes
2:30 pm: After the meeting I have a quick bite and head for my latest story — Suzuki has launched an upgraded version of the Hayabusa and wants me to test it for them. It’s an exclusive. They want my opinion before it hits the market.
8:30 pm: After a short test run of the Busa in a specially-constructed track on the outskirts of Mumbai, I head back for home
9:30 pm: I am tired, it’s been one packed day… but I walk into our drawing room and I see my children (two of the world’s naughtiest twins) playing with our dog — Courage. My husband also arrives. We know we are both tired and want to just hit our bed. But then Iti —my two-year-old daughter — looks at me and laughs as Jayant — my two-year-old son — pulls me to play with him.
We play tag for half an hour and then settle down for dinner
10:45 pm: After dinner my husband and I sit with out kids and tell them stories. Once the babies fall asleep, we put them in bed
11:30 pm: We’ve had a tiring week and only a couple of hours with our kids in the whole day, but it’s okay ‘cause tomorrow’s Saturday and we will have the entire weekend with our kids
August 30, 2006 at 4:00 pm
thats it all you do is go to sleep!!!
August 31, 2006 at 4:09 am
LIER ALL LIES HOW CAN VERSACACHE BE AVAILABLE AT MILAN SUBWAY!!! YOU HAVE DONE A BAD JOB OF DRAWING ME INTO THESE LIES YOU SPEW
August 31, 2006 at 10:34 am
hmm…more description on the handsome hunk of a husband please??
August 31, 2006 at 10:34 am
hmm…more description of the handsome hunk of a husband please??
August 31, 2006 at 1:54 pm
i am worried that if i describe him somebody will steal him before he happens to me.. so sorry… and don’t worry u will meet my husband…
September 7, 2006 at 3:38 pm
sounds like the life of a fullfilled successful, happy human being!!
at least u have the ability to make up such a life, u r talented girl!!
September 11, 2006 at 5:32 pm
hi, so who’s this handsome hunk?
June 17, 2007 at 11:28 am
[...] *Note: Ofcourse I have already thought of names for my kids — Iti and Jayant. [...]